There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. They were all builders and they were working on a sky-scraper.
They always ate lunch on the top of the building. The brunette always had a ham sandwich for her lunch, The red head always had a cheese sandwich, and the blonde always had a turkey sandwich. One day they all got sick of always having the same thing to eat everyday, so they made a deal. They all said that if they brought the same sandwich they usually bring, they would have to jump off of the top of the building.
The next day, the blonde was found dead on the ground by the building. The husbands of the three builders were there and they started to talk. The red head's husband said to the other two men, "I packed my wife a peanut butter and jelly j so she wouldn't jump off".
The husband of the brunette said to the other two men, "I packed my wife a turkey sandwich so she wouldnt jump off".
They both looked at the wife of the blonde and he said: "Don't look at me, my wife packs her own lunch!"
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it".
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
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