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The Salesman	Jokes: Children
"Is your mother home?", the salesman asked a small boy outside a home. "Yeah, she's home," the boy said, moving over to let him past. The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still no one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the fellow said, "I thought you said your mother was home!?" The kid replied, "She is, but this isn't where I live". Send | Link

Injured	Jokes: Children
A boy asks his younger brother: "If you broke your arm in two places, what would you do?". The boy replies "I wouldn't go back to those two places, that's for sure". Send | Link

The Wedding	Jokes: Children
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life". The child thought about this for a moment, then said "So why is the groom wearing black?" Send | Link

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