A man walks into the doctor's office and is told "I have some bad news and some very bad news". The patient says: "Well, might as well give me the bad news first". "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live", the doctor responds.
Frantically, the patient screams "24 HOURS! That's terrible! WHAT could be worse? What's the very bad news?". The doctor then meekly responds: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday".
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